Tom: G
[Intro]
C C
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F F G G
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C
I like telling dirty jokes
C
And I like smoking crystal meth
F G C
But darling I love you
C
And I like laughing at retards
C
And I like throwing rocks at dogs
F G C
But darling I love you
[Refrão]
F E
I love you like the moon and stars
C F
When little kids get hit by cars
F G C
Girl you know its true
F G C
Darling, I love you
C
I've been tryin' to move on
C
Since you left, since you've been gone
F G C
But its so hard on me
C
Talked to a girl in first hour
C
Bought her a cd, bought her a flower
F G C
But she's a stupid cunt
[Refrão]
F E
But I'll take anything
C F
And I'll take anyone
F E
I'll take an angry lesbian
C F
With a loaded gun
F E
I'll take a whore with syphilis
C F
And gonorrhea too
F G C
But darling, I love you
