Tom: C
C
It's your birthday, come to the kitchen
We're gonna sing now, so sit and listen
F G C
Oh wait, you're changing faces
I hope we get the nice version tonight
F G C
Tired of the mean one and I don't want to fight
[Pre Chorus]
G C Am
Everyone who's patient enough to put up with you
F G C
Is gathered around to sing and eat cake
G C Am
I got you a hat, but where will you wear it?
F G C
Difficult to choose when you're more than two-faced
[Chorus]
Am G C
I gave you space and time and I hoped you'd make up your mind
F G C
You took my time and you threw me away
Am G C Am G F
I gave you space and time and you gave me nothing
G
Happy fucking Birthday
[Link]
C Am F C Am
[Bridge]
C
It's your birthday, you'll get your way now
When you're the king though, that's every day now
F G C
Our glorious leader
Among your subjects universally known
F G C
And I'm here with them but I feel so alone
[Pre Chorus]
G C Am
Everyone you haven't managed to drive away
F G C
Is out spreading lies in your name
G C Am
You've talked down about everyone here with me
F G C
And I'm sure with them you've done the same
[Chorus]
Am G C
I gave you space and time and I hoped you'd make up your mind
F G C
You took my time and you threw me away
Am G C Am G F
I gave you space and time and you gave me nothing
G
Happy fucking Birthday
[Chorus 2]
Am Em F C
And we all kinda hate each other
Am Em F C
And we all only want to win you over
D Am
Oh, but now I see
D Am
You played party games with me
F C
You blew out the candles and I made a wish that this time next year I'd be far away from here
G
Happy Birthday to you
C
Happy Birthday to you
C#
Happy Birthday dear...
[Chorus]
C G C
I gave you space and time and I hoped you'd make up your mind
F G C
You took my time and you threw me away
C G C Am G F G
I gave you space and time and you gave me nothing
N.C.
I learned my lesson
