It ain't his fault She went AWOL 'Cause he tried everything from A to Z Now it's J & B M & M's and KFC He's tryin' hard To make himself believe It ain't no BFD He's got his CMT No S-E-X But that's OK At least he ain't no SOB Like that PhD That took his ex And ran off to L.A. She liked CNN Made fun of his TNN Always called it E-I-E-I-O Now their love is RIP But at least he's F-R-E…E And he ain't cryin' On his P-I-L-L-O It ain't no BFD He's got his CMT No S-E-X But that's OK At least he ain't no SOB Like that PhD That took his ex And ran off to L.A. One night he ordered pizza For some R & R with the NFL A delivery girl named Lisa Stole his heart When she rang his bell Now they're in L-U-V And it's XTC No S-E-X yet But that's A-OK He feels just like a VIP With all of her TLC And ASAP She'll be his fianc-A That's a BFD In a real big way