Tom: Am
Am Am/G Am/F Am
Am Am/G Am/F Am
Woah-oh -oh -oh
[Verse 1]
Am G Am
Where I pick apart my chain saw and go to drink my beer
Am G F Am
A couple of dozen games of darts, three or four times a year
Am G Am
Sort my nuts and bolts, sharpen up my knife
Am G F Am
Escape from the youngsters, the TV and the wife
[Chorus]
Am F Am
In me shed, me shed, me lovely little shed
F Am G Am
Might as well get a chesterfield, a toilet and a bed
Am F Am
It's the only place where I can go and tinker with my toys
F Am G Am
Or go and find solitude with a bunch of ugly guys
[Post-Chorus]
Am Am/G Am/F Am
Am Am/G Am/F Am
Woah-oh -oh -oh
[Verse 2]
Am G Am
When the smoke goes up the chimney, I signal to the boys
Am G F Am
They all invent excuses and they show up like the flies
Am G Am
They stand around discussing the deeper things in life
Am G F Am
Like the beauty of piston or the marvels of a trike
[Chorus]
Am F Am
In me shed, me shed, me lovely little shed
F Am G Am
Might as well get a chesterfield, a toilet and a bed
Am F Am
It's the only place where I can go and tinker with my toys
F Am G Am
Or go and find solitude with a bunch of ugly guys
[Post-Chorus]
Am/G Am/F Am
Am Am/G Am/F Am
Woah-oh -oh -oh
[Verse 3]
Am G Am
There are meaningful activities for men to all enjoy
Am G F Am
Like the sharpening of a buck saw, or tying up some flies
Am G Am
To justify your shed time, keep quality in life
Am G F Am
You build a coffee table just to satisfy the wife
[Chorus]
Am F Am
In me shed, me shed, me lovely little shed
F Am G Am
Might as well get a chesterfield, a toilet and a bed
Am F Am
It's the only place where I can go and tinker with my toys
F Am G Am
Or go and find solitude with a bunch of ugly guys
[Post-Chorus]
Am/G Am/F Am
Am Am/G Am/F Am
Woah-oh -oh -oh
[Verse 4]
Am F Am
And I got to say she's beautiful, men will all agree
Am G F Am
With her arse to the woodpile, she faces out to sea
Am G Am
An oil drum wood stove, a hole for the mouse
Am G F Am
And a thousand little treasures that got banished from the house
[Chorus]
Am F Am
In me shed, me shed, me lovely little shed
F Am G Am
Might as well get a chesterfield, a toilet and a bed
Am F Am
It's the only place where I can go and tinker with my toys
F Am G Am
Or go and find solitude with a bunch of ugly guys
[Post-Chorus]
Am/G Am/F Am
Am Am/G Am/F Am
Woah-oh -oh -oh
[Verse 5]
Am G Am
If the wife ever threatens and forces me to choose
Am G F Am
Between my marriage or the shed, either way I'm going to lose
Am G Am
Me tools and me buddies, or me wife and our bed
Am G F Am
I guess I'll have to leave it all, and move into me shed
[Chorus]
Am F Am
In me shed, me shed, me lovely little shed
F Am G Am
Might as well get a chesterfield, a toilet and a bed
Am F Am
It's the only place where I can go and tinker with my toys
F Am G Am
Or go and find solitude with a bunch of ugly guys
