Tom: Em
       Em                A
I woke up on Sunday morning
        Em                 A
With a shoe that was not mine
         Em             A
Let the taxi on the corner
        D     Dsus4 D Dsus4 D
Drive away
      Em                  A
So I walked up Ponce de Leon
         Em                 A
With my lips all caked in wine
        Em                    A
But my night clothes in the day time
         D
Gave me away
       B♭               F/C
And I don't want to remember
       B♭                F/C
But I don't want to forget
        B♭                F/C
That no one will believe me
      A
If I say
Chorus
                 Bm
Honey don't you call now
                   Em
Don't pick up the phone now
                       G              D    D* (040232)
Don't you know we're better off this way
               Bm 
Trying not to call now
               Em
See you when I go out
               G                A
We can be in love for just one day
       Em                 A
And I came home with her lipstick
       Em                 A
And a thousand bites and scars
      Em               A
And a mud stain on my kneecap
      D     Dsus4 D Dsus4 D
To remind
      Em                  A
Me of a quick shop stop for salsa
         Em               A
Just to spill it on the floor
          Em              A
Stuck my head inside a freezer
      D
To rewind
       B♭                   F/C
And the Mayor won't believe me
       B♭                 F/C
And my drummer thinks I'm high
        B♭                F/C
And I know I should let this one
      A
Get away
Chorus x2
         Em                     A
And with all those tripped out people
        Em                      A
At our table by the end of the night
     Em               A
So I met you by the bathroom
     D     Dsus4 D Dsus4 D
To escape
      Em                  A
I was so drunk I think I said
        Em            A
I want you inside me now
        Em              A
And we fell into the dumpster
      D
Laughing away
       B♭                   F/C
And I don't think I remember
       B♭          F/C
And I try not to forget
        B♭              F/C
But I think that I let this one
      A
Get away