Tom: C
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G C Am F
I threw out a stupid common paperweight
G C
And it went out into the country
Dm Am G G
To a place where other solid objects lie around
D Bm G Em
Well, it's quite hard, and so it's probably still there
D Bm G A
And when I die, it will still be somewhere
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A Bm G D F
Ha-ha, I'm outlived by that thing and stupid things like that
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G C Am F
A man once took a very famous photograph
G C
Went in books and even lectures
Dm Am G G
Said it was a monster in the old Loch Ness
D Bm G Em
Before he died, his wife gave him a backrub
D Bm G A
He confessed his lie, he took the picture in the bathtub
=== CHORUS ===
A Bm G D F
Ha-ha, he's outlived by that thing and stupid things like that
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G C Am F
Scientists have recently just found out
G C
About a fish they didn't know of
Dm Am G G
That lives along the bottom of the darkest seas
D Bm G Em
It doesn't need eyes, it's been there a long while
D Bm G A
Since back in the times of giant flying reptiles
=== CHORUS ===
A Bm G D F
Ha-ha, I'm outlived by that thing and stupid things like that
Ha-ha, I'm outlived by that thing and stupid things like that
