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[Verse 1]
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I love sinking a line, I love cracking a beer,
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I love a good party crowd like the one I got here.
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And to my two ex-wives, it might sound kind of shitty,
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but I've always loved those girls with big titties.
[Verse 2]
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It started as a youngun in about the fifth grade,
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that's the first time I recall thinking 'bout getting laid.
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That teacher of mine, she wasn't even all that pretty,
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but, Lord, oh, my God, she had great big ol' titties.
[Chorus]
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I hope you're picking up what I'm throwing down,
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I like my face in between, I love 'em fluffy and round.
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It just ain't the same when they're small and little bitty,
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I've always loved those girls with big titties.
[Interlude]
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[Verse 3]
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I love playing my guitar, I love smoking my grass,
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I love making love, I love kicking ass.
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Them girls out in the country and there's a few in every city,
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walking around with them great big old titties.
[Verse 4]
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I love Waylon and Hank, Hank Jr. and Merle,
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cashing my paycheck, sweet mini pearl;
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But nobody's like Dolly, not even ol' Conway Twitty
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'cause Conway didn't have them great big ol' titties.
[Chorus]
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I hope you're picking up what I'm throwing down,
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I like my face in between, I love 'em fluffy and round.
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It just ain't the same when they're small and little bitty,
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I've always loved those girls with big titties.
[Outro 1]
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It just ain't the same when they're small and little bitty (that's what she said)
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I've always loved those girls with them great big ol' titties.
[Outro 2]
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N.C.
I guess little titties are okay too.
