Tom: G
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You pulled up at the house at half past seven,
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In your '69 Impala, shook hands with my father,
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And we stopped off at the drug store by the drive-in,
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For some Trojans and a six-pack,
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Still your eyes kept wandering back to her,
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It’s always her
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So let’s get one thing straightened out here, sir
(refrão)
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If you think you’re seeing double
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Let me save you some trouble
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This ain’t no two-for-one bargain here, mister
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'Cause I’m much more than just twice shy
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I’ve had enough two-timing guys
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Who only want me 'cause they want my sister
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My eyes are just as blue as hers, my hair is just as fine,
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And the tattoo on her lower back’s exactly just like mine
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But, if you look beneath the surface,
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We’re as different as can be,
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'Cause there’s just one heart that beats for you
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And that heart belongs to me
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And not to her, it’s always her
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So let’s get one thing straight if I’m your girl
(refrão)
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And if tomorrow you should die
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My sister would not bat an eye
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She doesn’t even know your name
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She’s going with some other guy
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As long as she is still around
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I’ll always have a trace of doubt
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I need to know your love is real, but how?
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We’re all dressed up, the flowers sure are pretty
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Mother pays her last respects
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I look around, no one suspects
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That it was me who put the Drano in her coffee
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And now that she is underground
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I’ll know that you’re not hanging 'round
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For her, no, not for her
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And now I’ll know your love is true for sure
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It pains my heart to think of her
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A rotting, stinking, maggot-infested,
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Bloated, and pus-oozing corpse beneath the earth
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You can’t imagine just how much I miss her,
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But now I know you want me, not my sister.
