Tom: G
C D
The beers are going down easy,
G
And my team's playing on the TV,
C
That tequila and lime's,
D Em
Got me losing all track of time,
C D
Been a blurry neon evening,
G
And these texts, they ain't like reading,
C D
I think her fourth missed call,
Em Em
Might be a sign.
C D
So I picked it up, thought I was tough,
G D/F# Em*
And the first thing I said, was.
[Chorus]
N.C. C
I ain't as think as you drunk I am,
D G D/F#
No, I ain't even a little buzzed,
Em G C D/F#
And I can walk a straight line ten times outta nine,
G
Right now, right here,
G C
I promise baby I'm on my way,
D/F# G
I swear I already paid my tab,
Em G D/F#
Don't you worry ma'am, I'm a sober man,
G
I ain't as think as you drunk I am.
[Verse 2]
N.C. C D
Well, I guess I raised a few,
G
'Cause Jimmy just got a divorce,
C D
And Timmy just joined the force,
Em
And Kimmy, you just bought a horse, right?
C C*
And Jimmy, you got a divorce!
[Chorus]
N.C. C
I ain't as think as you drunk I am,
D G D/F#
No, I ain't even a little buzzed,
Em G C D/F#
And I can walk a straight line ten times outta nine,
G
Right now, right here,
G C
I promise baby I'm on my way,
D/F# G
I swear I already paid my tab,
Em C D/F#
Don't you worry ma'am, I'm a sober man,
G
I ain't as think as you drunk I am.
[Bridge]
G*
Alright though, I'm really gonna need a ride home.
C D
G
I think she's actually not pissed at me,
C D
G
Life is good on the porch.
[Verse 3]
C D
Yeah, she wasn't listening,
G
So I put her on speakerphone,
G*
We all said,
N.C.
We ain't as drink as, fuck.
[Chorus]
N.C. C
We ain't as think as we drunk we are,
D G D/F#
No, we ain't even a little buzzed, ([?]),
Em G C D/F#
We can walk a straight line ten times outta nine,
G
Right now, right here,
G C
I promise lady I'm on my way, (you said my tab is what?!)
D/F# G Em
I think I paid everybody's tab, (I ain't paying for that shit),
Em C D/F#
Don't you worry ma'am, I'm a sober man,
G G*
I ain't as think as you drunk I am.
[Outro]
N.C.
Kimmy just got a divorce, she can't afford it.
