Tom: Am
G7 C G7 C G7
In pulpits, in pulpits
C G7
They can preach naked from the waist downwards
C G7 C G7
In cloisters, they can smack each other’s arses.
F Am G7 C
These be ecclesiastical perks
F Am G7 C
These be ecclesiastical perks.
G7 C G7 C G7
Cheap flagstones, cheap flagstones
C G7
Clergyman, he’s got a drive to lay
C G7
Clergyman, he’s got a drive to lay.
C G7 C G7
Wet sponges-at the summer fair -shall miss me.
F Am G7 C
These be ecclesiastical perks
F Am G7 C G7 C G7
These be ecclesiastical perks.
C
Rumour had it there was none left, so I swiftly walked round
G7 C
to Archie’s house: Archie, people are saying you haven’t got
G7 C G7
any. What am I supposed to do? You know the situation.
Am E
Reverend, come sit down.
F G7
For you there is always some. How much do you need?
(instr) C G7 C G7 C Am F G7
Am
I’m gonna bottle up my love and shake it up and down
E F G7 C G7 C G7 C
And spray it all over Jesus.
G7 C G7 C G7
Near Fakenham; joke breasts on; no seatbelt; nice policeman
C G7 C G7
Fierce Panda; all-nighter; fee no pay; hey hey hey hey hey
F Am G7
These be ohhhhhhhh
F Am G7
These be ohhhhhhhh
F Am G7 C
These be.
