Tom: Am
[Intro] C G C G
C Am
I used to use my brain before
C Am
My Preforntal Cortex's been thrown out the door
F G C G
Cuz everyday I need to keep cooming
C F G
The first the second the third the fifth
Am F
I'm falling apart no stopping it
G/B E7 Am
I just can't control it im a Coomer
F Am
I'm a Coomer, I'm a Coomer
F C G C G
I'm a Coomer, I'm a Coomer
C Am
I used to be a happy boy
C Am
Filled with dopamine and joy
F G C G
But now I'm a crusty dirty Coomer
C F G
I haven't cleaned my room in weeks
Am F
All I do is beat my meat
G/B E7 Am
I get nothing done cuz I'm a Coomer
F Am
I'm a Coomer, I'm a Coomer
F C G C G
I'm a Coomer, I'm a Coomer
C Am
I used to get things done
C Am
Now popping off is the only one
F G C G
Even when it's flaccid cuz I'm a Coomer
C F G
I know all the p*rnstars names
Am F
They're all burned in my brain
G/B Em7 Am
Because I'm a f*cking stupid Coomer
F Am
I'm a Coomer, I'm a Coomer
F C G C G
I'm a Coomer, I'm a Coomer
