Tom: C
Intro:
C (Strum down once)
Verse 1:
C Fmaj7 C
Well I don't want to be a big star
C Famj7 C
And I've never really been a fan of folks who just want to go far
G Fmaj7
But I do like to play on this guitar
G Fmaj7
And write these stupid songs in rental cars
Verse 2:
C Fmaj7 C
Now I'm headin' to Los Angeles
G C
And I can't stop though I really gotta piss
Fmaj7 C
'Cause I'm late for the show gotta go, gotta go
G C
Put the pedal top the metal and I'm burnin' up the road
Pre-chorus 1:
G Fmaj7
And I get there with five minutes to spare
G Fmaj7
And the people there don't seem to care
C Fmaj7 G
And I strap on my guitar and get ready to cut loose
C Fmaj7 G
I hope these people think that this machine pwns n00bs
Chorus:
C Fmaj7
I't like a hedgehog with a flat can
C Fma7
And a star for Mario
C Fmaj7
Or the big dot in Pac-Man
C Fmaj7
Or the Konami code
And it makes me feel invincible
When I'm up there on that stage
C
The final boss has been destroyed
Long-distance or close-range
G
It's like a super sniping shotgun
And it's body armor too
And I hope everyone agrees
Fmaj7 G
That this machine pwns n00bs
Verse 3:
C Fmaj7 C
I just finished my show in Phoenix A Z
G C
God damnit if I didn't lose my keys
Fmaj7 C
And the Nerd Fighters there all wanna hang out
G C
And go to Yogurt Land and In-N-Out
Pre-chorus 2:
G Fmaj7
But we have to wait there on the sidewalk
G Fmaj7
Eating pizza with First Officer Spock
C Fmaj7 G
And now that they've been introduced
C Fmaj7 G
I hope they agree that this machine pwns n00bs
Chorus:
C Fmaj7
I't like a hedgehog with a flat can
C Fma7
And a star for Mario
C Fmaj7
Or the big dot in Pac-Man
C Fmaj7
Or the Konami code
And it makes me feel invincible
When I'm up there on that stage
C
The level boss has been destroyed
Long-distance or close-range
G
It's like a super sniping shotgun
And it's body armor too
And I hope everyone agrees
Fmaj7 G Fmaj7 C
That this machine pwns n00bs___________
