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[Verse 1]
Am F
Dont ever laugh as a hearse goes by
Am E
For you may be the next to die
Am F
They wrap you up in a big white sheet
Am E Am
From your head down to your feet
[Verse 2]
Am F
They put you in a big black box
Am E
And cover you up with dirt and rocks
Am F
And all goes well for about a week
Am E Am
And then your coffin begins to leak
[Verse 3]
Am F
And the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out
Am E
The worms play pinochle on your snout
Am F
They eat your eyes, they eat your nose
Am E Am
They eat the jelly between your toes
[Chorus 1]
F Am
A big green worm with rolling eyes
E Am
Crawls in your stomach and out your eyes
F Am
Your stomach turns a slimy green
E Am
And puss comes out like whipping cream
F Am
You spread it on a slice of bread
E Am
And that's what you eat when you’re dead
[Verse 4]
Am F
And the worms crawl out and the worms crawl in
Am E
The worms that crawl in are lean and thin
Am F
The ones that crawl out are fat and stout
Am E Am
Your eyes fall in and your hair falls out
[Bridge]
F E Am
Your brain comes tumbling down your snout
[Verse 4]
Am F
And the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out
Am E
They crawl all over your dirty snout
Am F
Your chest caves in and your eyes pop out
Am E Am
Your brain turns to sauerkraut
[Chorus 2]
F Am
They invite their friends, and their friends too
E Am
They all come down to chew on you
F Am
And this is what it is to die
E Am
I hope you had a nice goodbye
[Outro]
Am F
Did you ever think as a hearse goes by
Am E
That you might be the next to die
Am F
And your eyes fall out and your teeth decay
Am E Am
And that is the end of a perfect... day
