Tom: G
G Em
I hate the way that I look in my own clothes, I wear my wife's when I go into town
G Em
You think it's gross when I'm wearing her pantyhose, you call me sick and you call me a clown
G Em
I think I may I think I might have human tonight. Don't come to me 'cause I'm coming to you
G Em
I think I may I think I might have you for a bite, I'm gonna cook me up some human stew
[Pre-Chorus 1]
C D
'Cause transvestites can be cannibals too, and I'll feel better after I eat you
C D
'Cause I hate people when they're not polite, and if you end up on my table then it serves you right!
[Chorus]
G D Em C
And when I was young I wore my sister's clothes
G D Em C
I liked to paint my nails and I had secrets no one knows
G D Em C
But now that I'm grown up I cook dinner for my wife
G D Em C
I still carry my secrets along with a butcher's knife
G Em x2
[Verse 2]
G Em
I hate the popular people, cause I ain't popular
G Em
I'll eat these words tomorrow, cause I'm bipolar
G Em
It's ok to be different, unless you're all by yourself
G Em
You think you're so fuckin' special but you're just like everyone else
[Pre-Chorus 2]
C D
I just don't understand the reason why I sin
C D
Why can't I be a bigger man and walk away when
C D
You tear me down and make me feel like I'm worth nothing
C D
But then again, I'm sure that you deserve what you'll be getting
[Chorus]
G D Em C
And when I was young I wore my sister's clothes
G D Em C
I liked to paint my nails and I had secrets no one knows
G D Em C
But now that I'm grown up I cook dinner for my wife
G D Em C
I still carry my secrets along with a butcher's knife
[Instrumental]
G Em x6
[Verse 3]
G Em
So you don't like being tied up? Well, I don't like being me
G Em
You're so shallow-minded, you think I'm only what you see
G Em
Take me out of the herd and put me on display in front of your friends
G Em
Not knowing this mistake could lead to your miserable end
[Bridge]
G D Em C
'Cause I'm rude, I'm ugly, I'm everything you hate
G D Em C
And I'm here, tonight, to put you on my plate
G D Em C
I don't care for your opinion, I don't want your point of view
G D Em C
Tonight I'll have a feast with compliments to you
[Chorus]
G D Em C
And when I was young I wore my sister's clothes
G D Em C
I liked to paint my nails and I had secrets no one knows
G D Em C
But now that I'm grown up I cook dinner for my wife
G D Em C
I still carry my secrets along with a butcher's knife
