Tom: E
A B Bm
A B E
[Verse 1]
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One time, at age five
Bm A
I struck out in tee-ball and I knew
B E
That whole sport thinhg prolly wouldn't work out
A B Bm
My only reason to be playing in the little league
A B E
Was because of the Dairy Queen afterward
A B Bm E
Oh God, it's a swing and a miss (Uh)
Bm
(Ev'rybody, ev'rybody, ev'rybody like) (Uh)
[Chorus]
A B
I'm no good at sport
Bm
I'm no good at sport (Oh) (Uh)
A B E
I'm no good at
A B
I'm no good at ball (Ah)
Bm
I'm no good at all (Ah)
A B E
I'm no good at, ooh ah
[Verse 2]
E
(Uh) When I registered for baseball
E
I really thought it was gonna
E
Be just like that movie "The Sandlot" (Uh)
A B
But, I couldn't be more wrong
Bm A
Playin' ball all day long was not for me
B E
But, if it's for you
E
That's cool, I don't judge (Uh)
[Verse 3]
A B Bm
One time, this girl watchin' me bat
Bm
(She was watchin' me bat)
A B
Told me I could take her on a date
E
If I hit a homerun, but I struck out (Damn)
[Chorus]
A B
I'm no good at sport
Bm
I'm no good at sport (Oh) (Uh)
A B E
I'm no good at
A B
I'm no good at ball (Ah)
Bm
I'm no good at all (Ah)
A B E
I'm no good at, ooh ah
[Outro]
A B Bm
Sittin' in the outfield, pickin' up a flower
Bm
Hopin' for game-ending rain shower (Uh)
A B E
I heard my coach yell, "Look alive!"
A B Bm
I heard my coach yell, "Look alive!" (I-I h-heard m-my)
A B E
I heard my coach yell, "Look alive!" (Um)