And Our Story Begins...

It happed Friday night. Local Police found two cars parked in a darkened cemetery.
The Police also searched the car and found bottles of Beer, and Vodka.
And the more damning evidence,
Liquid Anabolic Steroids, along with seventeen hypodermic needles.
A 49 year old man went Berserk last night, armed with a twelve-gouge shotgun.
His face, bruised and bloodied, cried for Police brutality.
But as the investigation continued...
Officials say,
The Police did nothing wrong.
(Did nothing wrong) [x3]