Tom: Dm
E
Just my luck
Today’s the day
G
Man, that hurt
Its worth the pain
D A
There’s a new queen in this house
E
She’s plastered up
Behold the sight
G
Just look up
Fluorescent light.
[Chorus]
D A E
Have i gone to heaven or to hospital
G E
Im dreamin of the hospital
[Verse 2]
G E
Im dreamin of mom and dad
G
Look at me like they did back when
I’m born again
D A
Daddy’s girl and Mama’s princess
E
Sister Jen
G
She doesn’t exist till when
D A
I need something She’ll bring me ice creams,
[Chorus]
E
I’m in hospital
G E
I’m dreamin’ of the hospital
[Bridge]
G Dm
I’m dreamin’ of the date with the doctor is a golden ticket
I want your attention now I’m gonna get it
F
uh huh
Dm
And now come on you cunt come come on and hit me
There’s no kind of attention that a black eye wouldn’t get me
F
uh nuh huh
[Chorus]
Bb
And there’s nothing like a broken arm
F
to win your love
Bb
There’s nothing like a fresh abrasion
F
to win your love
Bb
You can work on your bedside manner
F
And you can kiss it till it gets better
Bb
And there’s nothing like a broken arm
F
to win your love
[Verse 3]
E
Ohhh my old friends
G
I’m voting you out or in
You envy me
D A E
I walk the red carpet to my own cast signin’
G
A crayon or a marker pen
D A
And all of the It girls ask me what it’s like
[Chorus]
E
in hospital
G E
I’m dreamin’ of the hospital
G E
I’m dreamin’ of the hospital
G
Its dreamy
[Bridge]
G Dm
I’m dreamin’ of the date with the doctor is a golden ticket
I want your attention now I’m gonna get it
F
uh huh
Dm
And now come on you cunt come come on and hit me
There’s no kind of attention that a black eye wouldn’t get me
F
uh nuh huh
[Chorus]
Bb
And there’s nothing like a broken arm
F
To win your love
Bb F
There’s nothing like a fresh abrasion to win your love
Bb
You can work on your bedside manner
F
And you can make me feel like i matter
Bb
And there’s nothing like a broken arm
F
To win your love
Bb
There’s nothing like a fresh abrasion
F
to win your love. Oh now
Bb
You can work on your bedside manner
F
And you can kiss it till it gets better
Bb
Ad there’s nothing like a broken arm
F
to win your love
[Bridge]
G C G C
I got five weeks, 41 days, 1000 glorious hours ooh ooh
G C G C
To wave my arm and get what I want with my new found powers ooh ooh
G C G C
But this is not a fairytale with a happy ending ooh ooh
G C G C
When the clock strikes twelve will I ever find your love again ooh ooh
[Chorus]
Bb
And there’s nothing like a broken arm
F
To win your love
Bb F
There’s nothing like a fresh abrasion to win your love
Bb
You can work on your bedside manner
F
And you can make me feel like i matter
Bb
And there’s nothing like a broken arm
F
To win your love
