Tom: G
G C G
It's time to take my drunk ass home
D D7
I drank all the whiskey and my money's all gone
G C G
Hit on all the girls, sang every song
D G
It's time to take my drunk ass home
[Verse 1]
D
Well, I worked all week
C G
So I could come here
D
Have a good time and an ice cold beer
C G
But one turned to 10 and 10 turned to 20
D
And 20 plus an empty bottle's too damn many
[Chorus]
G C G
It's time to take my drunk ass home
D D7
I drank all the whiskey and my money's all gone
G C G
Hit on all the girls, sang every song
D G
It's time to take my drunk ass home
[Verse 2]
D C G
Well it seems that I, misplaced my shirt
D
I can’t find my keys for all this parking lot dirt
C G
My fall back plan, has done got sad
D
'Cause my ex-girlfriend aren’t looking half bad
[Chorus]
G C G
It's time to take my drunk ass home
D D7
I drank all the whiskey and my money's all gone
G C G
Hit on all the girls, sang every song
D G
It's time to take my drunk ass home
"Help me up, aww, put me back down, put me back down"
[Verse 3]
C
I sucker punched my best friend
G A
And the bouncer head locked me on stage with the band
D
I, I look like hell, I feel like shit
E
I think it’s time I call it quits
[Chorus]
A D A
It's time to take my drunk ass home
E E7
I drank all the whiskey and my money's all gone
A D A
Hit on all the girls, sang every song
E A
It's time to take my drunk ass home
[Verse 4]
A D A
Yeah, it’s time to take my drunk ass home
E E7
I twisted up my ankle, can’t find my cell phone
A D A
Yeah, my lips all busted and my buzz is gone
E A
It's time to take my drunk ass home
A D
If y'all agree, then sing along
A E D E A
It's time to take, my drunk ass home