Tom: C
G
Dear Deer
G
I am writing you a letter
G
In the hopes that you'll learn better
G C
Not to go in the woods in Pennsylvania
G C
Cause my dad's in a tree waiting to kill ya
G
Just be warned
G
Some say
G
Dreaming till tomorrow
G
That I'll wash away your sorrow
G C
But I'm telling you to not sleep with your eyes closed
G C
If you do you'll end up sitting in a pot roast
G
It's not fair
Dm
Some say Pennsylvania's sunny
B7
I prefer to say it's gunny
C
Okay, maybe that's not funny
F
But either way it's way too punny
G
I know
G
Okay
G
Dear deer
G
New Jersey just might suit you
G
Because there they cannot shoot you
G C
But the exit signs and turnpikes are just not fun
G C
But better than a man holding a shotgun
G
Don't you think?
Dm
I'm just writing to remind you
B7
That an orange man will find you
C
Sneak up right behind you
F
Seal the fate that's been assigned to you
G
Just know
G
That your population's shrinking
G C
And the Pennsylvania thinking is just backward
G C
And 'll leave you cold and mounted on a placard
G
It's not fair
Dm
Deer I hope that you can hear me
B7
Cause I think of you so "deer-ly"
C
So I'll write each sentence clearly
F
And I'll sign it with sincerely
G
K-A-T-E
C
Kate!
