Tom: G
G C G C
[Verse 1]
G C G
Well, I got home this morning and everything was gone
G C G
The only thing she left me were the clothes that I got on
G C G
And yeah, we used to fuss and fight but I never thought it'd come to this
G C G
So I did what any broke guy would do and jumped on Craigslist
[Chorus]
C
I said I need a couch and a fridge and a mattress
C C
Could ya help an ol boy out if ya have it
G
Yeah, I need a lamp, shower curtain and a microwave
G
I don't need the whole table, just a TV tray
C C
And if ya got one laying around, I'll take anything that makes a sound
G G
Cause she took all the records and the player too
G G
If it works, that'll work... it ain't gotta be new
D C
And since she's gone, I don't need one on each side of the bed
G C
Naw, I just need one night stand
G C
Naw, I just need one night stand
[Verse 2]
G C G
Well, I got a call from a guy said he just saw my ad
G C G
Said he threw his Lay-Z-Boy in the alley so I made a mad dash
G C G
And on my way to pick it up, I got a random text from a lady
G C G
She said I just saw your post. My husband's s'posed to leave the house around 8ish
G C
I thought aww naw this ain't good
G
That poor ok gal musta misunderstood
[Chorus]
C
I just need a couch and a fridge and a mattress
C C
Could ya help an ol boy out if ya have it
G
Yeah, I need some soap, shampoo and some cutlery
G
And man, the whole damn house could use some potpourri
C
And if there's anything cool in your basement
C
Chances are, man, I got space for it
G
And if ya got a Big Mouth Billy Bass I can talk to
G D
Man, you oughtta let me help you out
D
I can take it off your hands
G C
And I just need one night stand
G C
Yeah, I just need one night stand
[Bridge]
Em
Man, I just need all this stuff
D C
Cause I'm about to start my life without her
Em D C
I just wish that I'd quit getting all these pop-ups from the Casual Encounters
[Chorus]
C
I said I need a couch and a fridge and a mattress
C C
Could ya help an ol boy out if ya have it
G
Yeah, I need a lamp, shower curtain and a microwave
G
I don't need the whole table, just a TV tray
C C
And if ya got one laying around, I'll take anything that makes a sound
G G
Cause she took all the records and the player too
G G
If it works, that'll work... it ain't gotta be new
D C
And since she's gone, I don't need one on each side of the bed
G C
Naw, I just need one night stand
G C
Yeah, I just need one night stand
G C
Somewhere I can put this yellow lava lamp
G C
Yeah, I just need one night stand
