Tom: E
E B
I can't sleep, I'm wide awake
Dbm
I'm counting hours. turning crazy
E B
I am going crazy ,
E B
I'll be late for work again
Dbm
I'll be cranky, I'll be lazy
E B
Oopsie daisy
E B
My pyjama's soaking wet...from sweat...
Dbm
...... ...and my arm numb again ...
E B
So lucky that arm, sleeping peacefully
E B
I shouldn't bitch about this, I know
Dbm
I should take it like a man
E B
Maaaaaaan Maaaaaaan
[Bridge 1]
A
But I'm a tender, fragile boy
A
I need protection, love and affection
E
It's so embarrassing to admit
E
But man, I have to man boy up and do it
B E
We've only been together for a couple of months
B E
I know this is just a one night stand...
Dbm
...so this might feel a bit too soon ...
B E
I wanna be the little spoon
E Em E Em
I have been big spoon forever
E Em E Em
Babe, I wanna be the little spoon now
E Em E Em
You may stay over however...
E Em
...turn around! ...Babe, I wanna be the little spoon now
[Verse 1]
E
What a lovely day today
F#m
Don't you think, Jose?
Dbm
Nah, did i park wrong?
Give me two of those
E
I got spooned last night, you see
E
Oh yeah, Grandma, that's right
F#m
I got spooned last night
Dbm E
Twice! Nice!
A
Is this your dog's work, old man?
E
Well, I'll take it to the trash can
F#m
I got spooned last night...
E
...don't care about a little bit of shit in my hand ...
E
Baby, spoon me all night long
E
Spoon me to the beat of the song
Dbm
Baby, spoon me in public, I don't care
Dbm
C'mon, baby, spoon me right fucking' here
F#m
Spoon me up against the wall
A
I said, spoon me from behind
B
C'mon tighter, baby
B
Upside down, maybe, In costumes then combined
[Chorus]
Dbm
I'm tired, is it my turn soon ?
E A
Shut up! Baby, get behind and be the big spoon
Dbm
I wanna be the little spoon
E A
Shut the fuck up! Imma gonna be the little spoon now
*no instrumental*
But you're supposed to be the big spoon
[Verse 2]
Supposed? Cuz I'm a man?
You don't understand
E
We all started in our mother's womb
Dbm E
Wich is like one big ass spoon
But men ain't gettin' no spoons out here
B E
It's not like mothers have wombs to spare
We tried to spoon like this and that
Dbm E
We tried to spoon both here and there
We tried to get back up in the womb
B E
What the hell, son ? Sorry!
*no instrumental*
I even tried the biggest spoon I could find
[Bridge 2]
A
Well! Ir's the most basic need of all
F#m
Spooning's essential, core existential
A Em
It's fundamental to get spooned in the rear ...or the consequences can be severe ...
A
there's a reason why the world...
F#m
is full of frustration, misery and war
A
From internet haters to Kim Jong-un
Em B E
We have never ever been spooned
Never been spooned
[Chorus 2]
Dbm
You gotta stand up for spooning
E E
Shout out! "Babe, I wanna be the little spoon now"
Dbm B ?
No more will your beauty sleep be ruined
E E
No discussion! Imma gonna be the little spoon now This is a spoon revolution
Dbm
End the spoon starvation... ...for half of the population ...
E E
Spoon eachother... ...cuz that's the sollution ...
Dbm
Yin and yang, that's where it's at
B E
If i spoon you, you gotta spoon me back... ...bitch!
