Tom: G G C The Chinese believe there is a god of everything D G A god of the sun, the moon, the wind and rain C It's hard to imagine and it may sound absurd D G But there's even a patron saint of bean curd CHORUS G C Guan Di is his name D G Guan Di is his name C Guan You, Guan Me, Guan Di D G Guan Di is his name G C In the mining town of Goldlick the year was eighteen-seventy D G The Chinese came to work and rid themselves of poverty C Primitive conditions, long hours in the mines D G Trying to get ahead, grown men work for dimes C Then one night it happened, disaster struck D G A rumble from below, the Chinese were stuck C An old Chinaman prayed, for the loved ones he so cherished D G Asking the saint of curd to protect the souls who perished CHORUS G C With flashing red eyes and a flowing white beard D G Everyone knew he was a god to be feared C No living creature survived his wrath D G Everyone knew not to ever cross his path CHORUS x2