Tom: D G G G G Larger than life, sharper than a knife C G D D Ever ready for the time G G G G Slick and smooth I'm bound to improve C G D D Your mood and to make you feel fine D D D D Reach for me now, I'm ready and how G C G G I'm really starting to buzz D D D D Your feeling comes as I'm starting to hum G C G G I can do it like nothing else does [Verse 2] G G G G You're never alone while I'm around C G D D You can always rely on me G G G G I'm your friend, my love won't bend C G D D And that I can guarantee D D D D Straight and true and all for you G C G G I'm so eager to please D D D D Stick with me and I'll keep you free G C G G From any nasty disease [Chorus] A A A A 'cos I'm a Vi-vi-vi-vibrator C G D D Pleased and ready to start A A A A Vi-vi-vi-vibrator C G D With a powerpack for a heart [Verse 3] G G G G Check my heart before you start C G D D I don't wanna blow no fuse G G G G New battery, is that for me? C G D D That's something I can really use D D D D Power surges, I get the urge G C G G To do my legendary thing D D D D The stars in your eyes don't tell no lies G C G G I know your bells are starting to ring [Chorus] A A A A 'cos I'm a Vi-vi-vi-vibrator C G D D Pleased and ready to start A A A A Vi-vi-vi-vibrator C G D With a powerpack for a heart [Bridge] D D D D D D Vibrator! D D Vibrator! [Verse 4] G G G G Wasn't that good, wasn't that nice? C G D D Now see, we get along real fine G G G G I knew I was the boy for you C G D D When you came for the second time D D D D Clean me up, put me away G C G G Ah you know you need the rest D D D D I'll be here when next you need me G C G G I've never ever failed the test [Chorus] A A A A 'cos I'm a Vi-vi-vi-vibrator C G D D Pleased and ready to start A A A A Vi-vi-vi-vibrator C G D D With a powerpack for a heart A A A A Vi-vi-vi-vi-vi-vi-vibrator C G D D Pleased and ready to start A A A A Vi-vi-vi-vi-vi-vi-vibrator C G D And I'll never ever break your heart