Tom: Em
Am B
My mom is better than
C F
Your mom, and your dad too.
Am B
She knows nutrition well,
C F
That's why I'm trim & lean!
D
Because she cooks,
C
She cleans,
B
She lies,
G#
She says...
I'm handsome!
-cartoony interlude-
Am B
Once dad hit me so hard,
C F
Mom felt it on her cheek!
D
Because she cooks,
C
She cleans,
B
She lies,
G#
She says...
I am handsome! (That's right...)
-interlude-
Am B
My mom is better than
C F
Your mom, and your dad too.
Am B
She's there when she needs to be there,
C F
That's why I'm here today!
D
Because she cooks,
C
She cleans,
B
She lies,
G#
She says...
