Tom: B
B E
Quit honking your horns, there's five other lanes
F# E
And I am king of them all and faster than light
B E
With my fists in the air, if my body's alive
F# E
Then my soul's unaware in braving the last
B E
Of this terrible wine, I've savoured the last
F# E
And I've kissed it goodbye, there's no kind of right way
B E
To do what I'll do, but I'm king of the earth
F# E
With impossible blood on this 3rd of June
[Bridge]
C#m E C#m
Hold on, officer, I know that I'm a danger to myself
E C#m E
And it shows, 'cause I'm on the other side of the law
[Chorus 1]
B E
There's no way tonight, as far as I know
F# E
That heaven will take me, so I'm staggering home
B E
Show me the way, oh, show me the light
F# E C#m E
Yeah, I'm drunk but I'm ready to kick some ass tonight
[Verse 2]
B E
Still honking those horns, yeah, just drive around
F# E
'Cause you're all being ignored, deadpan and bright
B E
As I flip you the bird, I'm a pain in the ass
F# E
Yeah, I'm a real piece of work, just waving my arms like
B E
Some terrible mime, and shaking my ass
F# E
'Til they kiss it goodbye, just show me the right things
B E
That I didn't do, oh, enlighten me now
F# E
With impossible love from the former you
[Bridge]
C#m E C#m
Just tell everyone I know what I did, I did for us
E C#m E
And in haste, 'cause I'm terrified of dying in vain
C#m E
[Chorus 2]
B E F#
There's no way tonight, as far as I know
E B
That heaven will take me, so I'm staggering home
E F#
Wretched and wild, all glory and trash
E C#m E
Yeah, I'm drunk but I'm ready to kick some fucking ass
C#m E C#m E C#m E
[Chorus 3]
B E F#
There's no way tonight, as far as I know
E B
That heaven will take me, so I'm staggering home
E F#
Show me the way, oh, show me the light
E B
Yeah, I'm drunk but I'm ready to kick some ass tonight
E F#
No way tonight, as far as I know
E B
That heaven will take me, so I'm staggering home
E F#
Fire of my loins, oh, light of my life
E B
We're vastly outnumbered every motherfucking time
E F# E B E F# B
