Tom: Bm
D A Bb
D
Good morning, Mr. Edminton
G F# B
Mr. Edminton, how are you feeling today?
G#m
I trust that life is treating you
C# F#
The way that you want it to
G
Of course, I'm joking with you
D
Hello, Mr. Lendingworth
G F# B
Dear Mr. Lendingworth, hope you're feeling ok
G#m C#
I've brought some books and a finance magazine
F#
Because I feel bad for you
G
I'll tell you another thing too
(During this part you should strum and then mute after strumming to give it the right feel)
Bm E
Remember how they vowed to let you go
G#m
If your families paid the ransom
C#
Well, I think you both should know
Em B
That that's not their intention
G#m C#dim C
But I will help to set you free
F
If you'll do something for me
D F#m G A Bb
I want an honest job in one of your factories, please
D G
Please Mr. Edminton, Mr. Edminton
F# B
Tell me that you'll agree
G#m C#
And I'll untie you from that chair presently
F#
And get you away from here
G
I'm judging by your tears
D G
That you, Mr. Lendingworth, dear Mr. Lendingworth
F# B
Desire a part in our scheme
G#m C#
Well, sir, I certainly would never even dream now
F#
Of excluding you
G
I'll tell you both what to do
(Go back to strum, mute)
Bm E
Tip toe down the spiral stairs
G#m
Then just before the cellar door
C#
You'll see a painting of a juggler
Em B G#m
Touch his nose and that will open up a secret corridor
C#dim C
Take the ladder at the end up to the street
F
And run as fast as you can
D F#m G
Then in a week or two
A Bb Am Bb
I'll start my job with you
D G
You, Mr. Edminton, Mr. Lendingworth
F# B C#m E B
Hurry before it's too la-ate for us to escape
