Tom: G
G C
Of wenches and bawdy house queens by the score,
D G
But I sing of a baggage that we all adore
G C
The landlord's daughter
Am D
You'll never love another,
G C
Although she's not the kind of girl
Am
To take home -- to your mother
D
Her elixir is lively and strong to the taste,
G C
It is brewed with discretion, never with haste,
D G
You can have all you like if you swear not to waste
G C
The landlord's daughter
Am D
And when her name is mentioned,
G C
The parts of every gentleman
Am
Do stand up -- at attention
D
There's nothing that delights so,
G C
As the part that lies between
Am
Her left toe -- and her right toe.
D
