Tom: Dm
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   There's been some hard feelings here
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About some words that were said
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Been some hard feelings here
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And what is more
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There's been a bloody purple nose
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And some bloody purple clothes
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That were messing up the lobby floor
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It's just apartment house rules
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So all you 'partment fools
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Remember: one man's ceiling is  another man's floor!
C7       |F           |G7         |Am   |
One man's ceiling is  another man's floor
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There's been some strange goin's on
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And some folks have come and gone
 
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Like the elevator man don't work no more
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I heard a racket in the hall
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And I thought I heard a call
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But I never opened up my door
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It's just apartment house sense
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It's like apartment rents
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Remember: one man's ceiling is  another man's floor!
F        |Bb      Bdim |C          |Dm    |
one man's ceiling is  another man's floor!
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There's an alley
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in the back of my building
Gm7           |Dm           A7     |Dm   
    Where some people congregate in shame
A      |Dm              A7 
  I was walking with my dog
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And the night was black with smog
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When I thought I heard somebody
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Call my name
F |Eb         |Bb        Eb      Edim |F7         |Bb    |
Ah-- Remember: one man's ceiling is  another man's floor!
         |Eb      Edim |F          |Gm    |
one man's ceiling is  another man's floor!