Tom: F
Fmaj7 Gm7
Wish I was a Kellogg's Cornflake
C Fmaj7
Floatin' in my bowl takin' movies,
Gm Fmaj7
Relaxin' awhile, livin' in style,
Bb Am
Talkin' to a raisin who 'casionn'ly plays A .
Fmaj7 Gm Fmaj7
Casually glancing at his toupee.
Fmaj7 Gm7
Wish I was an English muffin
C Fmaj7
'Bout to make the most out of a toaster.
Gm Fmaj7
I'd ease myself down, comin' up brown.
Bb Am
I prefer boysenberry more than any ordinary jam.
Fmaj7 Gm Fmaj7
I'm a "Citizens for Boysenberry Jam" fan.
Bbmaj7 Fmaj7
Ah, South California.
Gm7
If I become a first lieutenant
C Fmaj7
Would you put my photo on your piano?
Gm Fmaj7
To Maryjane-- Best wishes, Martin.
Bb Am
(Old Roger draft-dodger leavin' by the basement door),
Fmaj7
Everybody knows what he's
Bbmaj7 Fmaj7 Gm7
Tippy-toeing down there for.
