Tom: Ebm
Dm E
ooh oo oooh oo oooooooh
Dm E
ooh oo oooh oo oooooooh
[Verse 1]
Bm G
Guess it's time,you better
Am G#m
plug in all your nightlights.
Bm G
I spit ryhmes
Am G#m
You wanna hurt us? Better think twice
Bm G
What's out there, past your
Am G#m
darkened door?
Bm G Am G#m
be prepared gonna sing your sore
D#m A#m C# D
Just the eyes floating up out of the shore.
D#m A#m C# D
Your song's cake those kids were tougher before
[Interlude]
N.C.
[Chorus]
Bb A D
Hey man, I'm gonna eat your girlfriend!
Bb A D
No way! you're gonna meet a sad end!
Bb A D
Or maybe turn her into broth, la-la-la la la
Bb A D
Don't get all sour once you've lost la-la-la la la
Bb A
prep the meal, cut it up. stuff it up inside of my
D
secret meat box.
Bb A
How are you gonna chop anything without a weapon?
D
got you outfoxed!
Bb A D
Find my, hands across the meat and slowly peel the skin off.
Bb A D
Find my, hands around the mic and quickly rock your socks off!
[Verse 2]
Fm Em
You'll meet your friends,
Fm Em
You have no friends
Fm Em
inside the ambulance.
Fm Em
cause you'd just threaten them
Bbm C
Call into the night,
Bbm C
please, get help tonight!
Bbm C
to the werewolf.
Bbm C
don't be aloof!
Fm Em
Give all your blood to him,
Fm Em
work out your twisted whims
Fm Em
stand under the warm street light.
Fm Em
therapy could set you right
Dm C#m Dm C#m
Let yourself be hypnotized.
Dm C#m Dm C#m
Let yourself be help-notized?
[Interlude 2]
Am Eb D D
[Bridge]
G A D E A F#
You're just a little snack, and so is your girlfriend.
B C# F# G# C# A#
I'll juice you and make snacks for me and my girlfriend
[Interlude 3]
N.C.
[Chorus 2]
Bb A D
hey man, your eyes will join the others
Bb A D
lemon meringue just like my mother's
Bb A D
and then I'll boil your girlfriend, la-la-la la la
Bb A D
make dough for lemon bread and blend la-la-la la la
Bb A
prep the meal, cut it up. stuff it up inside of my
D
burning dungeon.
Bb A
mash the dough, fluff it up stuff it up inside of my
D
burning oven!
Bb A D
I would give you guys a little break but I'm not Satan!
Bb A D
I would serve you up with pepper steak but that's not vegan
[Outro 1]
Em G
oooooooh yeah!
A Dm
oooooooh yeah!
