Tom: C
(C) F
Let's put on the Wiggles & pop a couple Ritalin
C G
Don't blame Mama or tell her how lazy she's been
C F
It's been prescribed by a doctor and the doctor said it ain't no sin
C G C
So let's put on the Wiggles & pop a couple Ritalin
[Verse]
C F
Let's put on MacGyver & pop a couple Xanax bars
C G
I don't need no college counselor to tell me how lucky I are
C F
I lay the blame on the clinic and man it's got me this far
C G C
Yeah, let's put on MacGyver & pop a couple Xanax bars
[Chorus]
G
If only Dad would have spanked me instead
F C
Of dopin' me up and messing with my head
Em
I might have turned out to be a regular guy
F G
But it's all that I know and I gotta get high
[Verse]
C F
So let's put on some Soul Train and snort a little cocaine
C G
I'll chop some lines maybe one at a time till we're feeling no pain
C F
I'll bite my tongue till it's numb and I'll talk till I drive you insane
C G C
Yeah, let's put on some Soul Train and snort a little cocaine
[Break]
| C | C | F | F |
| C | C | G | G |
| C | C | F | F |
| C | G | C | C |
[Chorus]
G
If only Dad would have spanked me instead
F C
Of dopin' me up and messing with my head
Em
I might have turned out to be a regular guy
F G
But it's all that I know and I gotta get high
[Verse]
C F
So let's put on some Scooby Doo & roll a couple doobie doos
C G
I've been high since I was just a little guy in my Underoos
C F
I sit around on my ass smokin' grass and watchin' classic cartoons
C G C
Yeah, let's put on some Scooby Doo & roll a couple doobie doos
C G
Yeah, let's put on some Scooby Doo & smoke a couple doobie doos
