Tom: G
G Em C D G Em C D
[Verse 1]
G Em C D
I blew over the line
G Em C D G
He cuffed me and brought me in like a prize
Em C D G
I spit on the floor just to piss him off
Em C D G
He pulled out his taser 'cause he's got no cock
Em C D G Em C D
Fucking cops
[Verse 2]
G Em C D G
I sat on the stone and I thought a lot
Em C D G
Two junkies were coked up and wouldn't stop talking
Em C D G
Lately I've been thinking I need to make a change
Em C D D
In how I do and what I say and behave
[Chorus]
G Em C D
Taking everything for granted
G Em C D
The moment someone does something nice I take advantage
G Em C D Am
Easy breezy only when it pleases me, I've been told
C G Em C
I'm kind of an asshole
D G Em C D
I'm kind of an asshole
[Verse 3]
G Em C D G
My wife picked me up and she gripped the wheel
Em C D G
"How dare you, who are you?" and shit got real
Em C D G
She was crying, I was playing a game on my phone
Em C D D
Tryin' to think if there's any weed left at home
[Chorus]
G Em C D
Taking everything for granted
G Em C D
The moment someone does something nice I take advantage
G Em C D Am Am
Easy breezy only when it pleases me, I've been told
C G Em C
I'm kind of an asshole
D G Em C
I'm kind of an asshole
D G Em C D G
I'm kind of an asshole asshole I'm a fucking asshole
