Tom: G
C G
The Panda made his oatmeal but a gin and tonic called
D C
the oatmeal went down sticky and the panda ate it all
[Chorus]
Am G
I wish I had a cocktail said the Panda to his friend,
F C D
but its 8 AM right now and the world's not at its end.
C G
Panda went to his oatmeal well to fetch another load
C
but in his oatmeal bucket was a well-dressed little toad
C G. E
That toad she had a shaker, some tonic and some gin
F D D7
Still too early said the Panda and dropped the toad back in
C
The Panda did some work all day
G
but never left the house
Am
he decided for on pancakes for lunch
C
And he needs to go on out
C
The Panda crossed the bridge to Dan’s
G
The best place for pancakes
D C
He wandered in and found Bonnie with a smile upon her face.
C G
She said, I’ve got your gin and tonic to wash your pancakes down
G C
Gin sanitizes COVID, and saves your brain from orange clowns
C G E
Well, being lunch on Friday the Panda took that drink
F D D7
And he bought the whole place pancakes because social distance stinks
C G
"Well, I’m glad I had a cocktail” said the Panda to his friends
C
It’s lunch but I say fuck it and the worlds not gonna end!!
C
Quarantinis all around !
G E
Cheers my COVID-19 friends
C
I hope you all enjoy this song
D C
See you when isolation ends
