Tom: Am
C
Almost 7
Am
Time to leave work
G
Hate my dumb boss
F C
I think his name is Edward
My room is stinky
Am
Smells of cheese and weed
G
I kiss my body pillow
F C
And it's time to yank my peen
[Chorus]
C
Crunchy Roll
G
Take me home
Am
To my waifus
F
And my imotous
C
She’s got pies and thighs
C
And tits with eyes
G
She only costs me 6.95
F
Oh I'm home
C
Crunchy Roll
[Verse 2]
Am G
I see her in my dreams
C
She's ’bout real as 2D can be
F C G
Her warm embrace reminds me of my own mother's love
Am
And coming to
Bb
I wipe my drool
F C
And shake myself and my morning wood
G G7
Ayeee haha Aaah Daaaahh
[Chorus]
C
Crunchy Roll
G
Take me home
Am
To my waifus
N.C.
Fucking
Am
To my waifus
F
And my imotous
C
She got pies and thighs
G
But that ain't, ah fuck
C
She got pies and thighs
C
But that ain't all
G
She got a heart so big
G
Anyone would fall
F
Wah
Fm
What?
C
Crunchy Roll!
