Tom: G
C G
I've called Persephone
Em7 D
By the name purse-a-phone
C G
Greek goddesses aren't what
Em7 D
You grab when leaving home
C G
My phone's inside my purse
Em7 D
Purse-a-phone would like it there
C
Like Hades' lair
G
I pray Greek gods don't see me
Em7 D
Butchering names and not believing
[Chorus]
C G
But I'll mispronounce and mis-accent for infinity
Em7 D
There isn't much that you could do to stop me
C G
Six pomegranate seeds, winter in Greece
Em7 D
Please don't visit me, Persephone
[Verse 2]
C G Em7 D
And I've said 'protestant' just like pro-test-ant too
C G Em7 D
It's not a word, let alone a church that you could send
Donations to
C G Em7 D
Who needs mistakes and stupid phrases that aren't real anyway?
C G Em7
If I'd a known I'd mess up this many times
D
Then I'd shut up for the rest of my life
C G
But I'll mispronounce and mis-accent for infinity
Em7 D
There isn't much that you could do to stop me
C G
Six pomegranate seeds, winter in Greece
Em7 D
Please don't visit, purse phone
[Bridge]
C G
What if I don't
Em7 D
Let them know that I don't know
C G
Because I don't
Em7 D
Even know anything
[Chorus]
C G
But I'll mispronounce and mis-accent for infinity
Em7 D
There isn't much that you could do to stop me
C G
Six pomegranate seeds, winter in Greece
Em7 D
Please don't visit me
Please don't visit
C G
Hey I'll mispronounce and mis-accent for infinity
Em7 D
There isn't much that you could do to stop me
C G
Six pomegranate seeds, winter in Greece
Em7 D
Please don't visit me
Please don't visit
C G
Hey I'll mispronounce and mis-accent for infinity
Em7 D
There isn't much that you could do to stop me
C G
Six pomegranate seeds, winter in Greece
Em7 D G
Please don't visit me, Persephone
