Tom: C#m
intro:
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Bbm - Bbm - Bbm - Bbm(A Bass)
Bbm - Bbm - Bbm - Bbm(A Bass)
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verse:
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Bbm           Bbm(A Bass)  E
  Like an overweight       karate
C#m                F#m       G#          G#sus4   G#(with emphasis on the Eb)
     kid you could moonwalk over my heart
Bbm             Bbm(A Bass)   E
  using candour as        painkiller
C#m                F#m
     tastes like vanilla to me
  G#          G#sus4       G#(with emphasis on the Eb again)
occasionally
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chorus:
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E                  A       C
    someone please make me go home
E                  A     C
  i'm the worst at being alone
E                 A        C
   just tell me I ought to watch
    F#m                   B
infomertials for love
F#m                      Am
    and buy all of their trust
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verse 2:
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Bbm                 Bbm(A Bass)
     saturdays have shown us
E       C#m                F#m
I'm not   the world's most talkative guy
G#   (same as the last verse)
you say it's fine
Bbm                  Bbm(A Bass)     E
    but I can always try         and answer
C#m       F#m
     with amplified anger
G#
then cry inside
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chorus:
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E                  A       C
    someone please make me go home
E                  A     C
  i'm the worst at being alone
E                 A        C
   just tell me I ought to watch
    F#m                   B
infomertials for love
F#m                      Am
    and buy all of their trust
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outro:
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Bbm - Bbm - Bbm - Bbm(A Bass)
Bbm - Bbm - Bbm - Bbm(A Bass)
Bbm - Bbm - Bbm - Bbm(A Bass)
Bbm - Bbm - Bbm - Bbm(A Bass)