Tom: C
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[Intro]
C C C C
[Verse 1]
C
Now I stutter, now I dribble
C Em
Other than that, I'm lots like I was then
F G C
The decline and fall of me
C
I just shaved my nose off, oh well
C Em
Other than that, I'm lots like I was then
F G C
The decline and fall of me
[Chorus]
F Em
If I had a hammer I would drop it and break it
G G5 G
Look at the pieces
F Em
Now I've got a hobby, I collect frozen pizzas
G G5 G
Check out my pizzas
[Verse 2]
C
Now your jokes seem really funny
C Em
Other than that, I'm lots like I was then
F G C
Ooh, the decline and fall of me
[Bridge]
C5 G5
Where's my mouth, man, this eating is rough on the shirts
C5 G5
Gee, I'm sorry about the thermometer, nurse
C5 G5
Would you tell me again, which are girls, which are guys
C5 G5
Gee, I thought that this finger meant so long, goodbye
[Instrumental]
C C Em F G C
[Verse 3]
C
Chart position, bubbling under
C Em
Drowning and goodbye future Mrs. Mael
F G F G F G C
Ooh, the decline and fall, decline and fall, decline and fall of me
[Outro]
C
I'm fading away
C
I'm fading away
C
I'm fading away
