Tom: D
G 3x0003
Bb6 x1303x
G/B x2x03x
Cadd9 x3x03x
F5 133xxx
[Intro]
D5 A/D G/D D5
[Verse 1]
D5
I don't need a crystal ball
A/D
To tell me that I'll be
G/D
Dead from liver failure
D5
Just wait around and see
D5
Don't need acupuncture
A/D
To rid me of my pain
G/D
I've got pharmaceuticals
D5
And no plans to abstain
[Chorus 1]
A G D5
Cuz I ain't buying, I ain't buying what you're selling
A G D5
Cuz I ain't buying, I ain't buying what you're selling
[Verse 2]
D5
I don't need confession
A/D
To absolve me of my sins
G/D
They're as much a part of me
D5
As a fish is to his fins
D5
And I don't need the government
A/D
Or a social safety net
G/D
That ponzi scheme will crash someday
D5
If it hasn't started yet
[Chorus 2]
A G D5
And I ain't buying, I ain't buying what you're selling
A G D5
And I ain't buying, I ain't buying what you're selling
[Bridge]
Bb6
If I come across
G/B
As if I am complaining
Cadd9
It's cuz you're pissing down my back
D5
And you're telling me it's raining
Bb6
Maybe you believe the bullshit
G/B
Or maybe you're just lying
Cadd9 F5
But I ain't buying
[Instrumental]
D5 A/D G/D D5
[Verse 3]
D5
I don't need conspiracies
A/D
Or ufology
G/D
To distract me from my happy life
D5
Of mediocrity
D5
I've got a labradoodle
A/D
And I've got the gift of song
G/D
And when that's not enough
D5
I take a ripper off my bong
[Chorus 3]
A G D5
And I ain't buying, I ain't buying what you're selling
A G D5
I ain't buying, I ain't buying what you're selling
A G D5
I ain't buying, I ain't buying what you're selling
