Tom: Dm
F*
[Verse]
F A
I didn't mean it when I said I hope
Dm F Bb F C
The cable in the elevator snaps when you step on board.
A Dm
And I was joking when I said I hope you crack your head
G C
And get mangled by the downstairs revolving doors.
F A Dm
And I was kidding when I said I hope the Number one-o-three bus
Bb F C
Hits and makes a pancake out of you.
[Chorus]
Dm A
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Bb C F C
Isn't it amazing what a woman in love will do?
[Verse 2]
F A
And I really don't want to see your taxi
Dm
On the 59th Street Bridge
Bb F C
Flip over and crash through the rail.
A
And I'd be sad if at the airport
Dm
You were mistaken for a local sex offender,
G C
Arrested, beaten up, and thrown in jail.
F A
And I really don't want to see you getting
Dm Bb
Radiation poisoning from the metal detector that all passengers
F C
On foreign and domestic flights must walk through.
[Chorus]
Dm A
I'm sorry, forgive me
Bb C F C
For all the mean things I said to you.
[Bridge]
A Dm
You thought I didn't have a temper.
A Dm
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, surprise!
A Dm
But I really don't want to see you dismembered
By the marijuana sniffing dogs,
G C
When a simple little nipping would suffice, would suffice.
[Verse 3]
F A
And I'm sorry when I said I hope
Dm Bb
The flight attendant spills scalding hot coffee on your lap as you
F C
fly away from me
A
And I'm sorry that I said
Dm
I hope you break both legs
G C
On the mountain while you ski.
F A Dm
And I'm sorry for all the nasty things
Bb
I said about your mother
F C
(Even though we both know they're true).
[Chorus]
Dm A
I'm sorry, forgive me,
Dm
I'm swallowing my pride,
A* A7*
I'd feel so guilty if you died,
Bb C F Bb F
Oh, I'm sorry, but I'm still pissed at you.
