Tom: Am
Am F
Who's that coming over the rise
C E
Wearing so much color that it hurts your eyes
Am F
Who's that over there riding on a mule
C E
In a purple hat and listening to Jewel
F G
The crime in this town is out of control
Em Am
And the fashion is a disgrace
F G
Here comes a man, a man to solve it all
Em E
The man with the moisturised face
[Chorus]
Am
He's a crime solving cowboy
F
You're in trouble now boy
C E
He fights for justice and the American way of life
Am
He's a crime solving cowboy
F
He likes to cook with bok choy
C E
Sometimes I wonder why he doesn't have a wife
[Verse 2]
Am F
Just last week he wrestled two Mexicans to the ground
C E
Their shirts came off while wrestling and they wrestled all around
Am F
He visits all the crooks he catches at the local Jail
C E
Sometimes I wonder 'cause they're all teenaged and male
F G
He lives with his Deputy on Fabulous Ranch
Em Am
His keen eyes don't miss a thing
F G
With his cowboy hat and his cowboy chaps
Em E
And his special cowboy g-string
[Chorus]
Am
He's a crime solving cowboy
F
Here to search and destroy
C G
Solving so much crime til he can't move his jaw
Am
He's a crime solving cowboy
F
His girlfriend is a decoy
C E
We'll see him at next year's Mardi Gras
[Outro]
Am F
He likes men
C E
He likes men
Am F
He likes men
C E
He likes men
