Tom: Em
E
[Verse 1]
E
You got a new favourite show? Been watching HBO
F E
You got a new favourite show? Been watching HBO
E
You got a new favourite show? Been watching HBO
E B
You got a new favourite show? It's called Game of Thrones?
[Chorus]
A E G D
(anrgy) Well I read the fucking books!
D E G D
I said I read the fucking books!
[Verse 2]
E G D E G D
I read them years ago, so don't tell me about Jon Snow
E G D
'Cause I already know
E G D
I've got a signed copy of a Feast for Crows
E
Then a six year wait for a Dance with Dragons
G
A six year wait for a Dance with Dragons
A
Waited six fucking years for a Dance with Dragons
A B A
And now you jump on the fucking bandwagon?!? Arrgh!!!
[Chorus]
A E G D
(angry) I read the fucking books!
D E G D
I read the fucking books twice!
D
Don't talk to me about spoilers!
D E
Winter has been coming for 16 fucking years!
[Bridge]
Em Bm D
(ranted over a recognizable version of the GOT theme) You motherfuckers!
Am Em Bm
His name is Joffrey, not Jeffrey!
D
Get a fucking library card!
Am
or a kindle!
[Outtro]
Bm
What's wrong with you people?
Bm
No one reads any more
Am
Your imagination is a fun place to explore
G
Go to a library or a fucking book store
F#
Take it from me, you'll enjoy the books more
Bm
Harry Potter!
Bm
The book was better
Am
The Hunger Games!
Am
The book was better
G
The Lord of the Rings!
G
The books were probably better
F#
The Cat in the Hat!
F#
The Book was better!!!
E
And whilst I'm on the topic, what the fuck is with movies based on board games?
E D
Battleship: The Movie?
E D E D
D9, I sunk your battleship. Movie over! Fuck off!
E D
Hollywood cannot live up to the power of imagination
E D
Hollywood cannot live up to the power of imagination
E D
Hollywood cannot live up to the power of imagination
E D
Hollywood cannot live up to the power of YOUR imagination
E F
Argh!
