Tom: Am
Intro:
Am
Bearded men listen to me
G
We were once proud we were once free
Dm F
Let us not forget our history
F G
Whoa oh
Am
Someday we will find a place
G
Where beards are welcome on our face
Dm F
Together we'll create a bearded race
F G
Whoa oh
Refrain:
Am G
We'll start a bearded nation
Dm
A Bearded population
Am G G#
This is our aspiration
Am G
This is an invitation
Dm
This join our congregation
F G
To join our bearded nation
Am G Dm F G
Verse 1:
Am
Our new found society
G
Will be built on equality
Dm F
All our education will be free
F G
Whoa oh
Am
The bearded will walk hand in hand
G
The biggest beard will rule the land
Dm F
All shaving devices will be banned
F G
Whoa oh
Refrain:
In our bearded nation
Our bearded population
This is our aspiration
This is an invitation
This join our congregation
To join our bearded nation
Bridge 1:
F D
Someday we'll all be there
G E F G
In the land of facial hair
Verse 2 (same chords as verse 1 but picked)
Each bearded man's needs fulfilled
Doctors' fees will be bulk-billed
The beardless will be rounded up and killed
We'll take them to an institution
Where they'll face state execution
By firing squad or electrocution
Refrain:
So join our
Bearded nation
Our bearded population
Our bearded operation
It's not an invitation
It is an expectation
You'll join our bearded nation
Bridge 2 (same chords as bridge 1)
And if you don't agree
With our autocracy
You'll be charged with treachery
And gunned down in the street
Refrain:
Bearded nation
Our bearded operation
This is our aspiration
It's not an invitation
To join our congregation
You'll join our bearded nation
