Tom: G
G Em C D
G Em C D
[Verse 1]
G Em
Four years and twenty-two shades of blonde
C D
Is all that seperated us
G Em
Why couldn't we have carried on?
C
We could have got married
D G
You could have carried some of my sons
Em C D
G Em C D
[Verse 2]
G Em
You let me change the radio
C D
Station in your car
G
Do you remember that time
Em
I raised my voice
C D
Because you said you'd never ever heard of the La's
[Verse 3]
G Em
You continued to get intimidated
C D G
But then your finger tips wrapped round those knuckles of mine
Em C
The fear walked home and your smile returned
D G
And all of a sudden everything was fine
Em
But those days have passed
C D
And these types of relationship never last
[Chorus]
G G Em Em Em C C D D D
So please don't pretend that we'll stay friends
G G Em Em Em C C D D D
Because you know as well as I do that that, well that just, it never happens
C D D
Well no, that just never happens
[Verse 4]
G Em
How come I always see you out
C D
With those boys that we used to argue about?
G Em
You walk over all flustered and stuff
C
Telling everyone inside
D
That you've had enough
[Verse 5]
G Em
You spend eighty five per cent of your night
C D
Trying to make me understand
G Em
Why you were standing so close while you're kissing him
C D
Why you left that place holding his hand
G Em
Oh darling, can't you see
C D
That it's got fuck all to do with me?
[Chorus]
G G Em Em Em C C D D D
So please don't pretend that we'll stay friends
G G Em Em Em C C D D D
Because you know as well as I do that that, well that just, it never happens
