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[Verse 1]
F
I Was In Target
G
Today
C
This Is The Isle For Sanitizer
Am
It Is Totally Empty
F G
Everyone’s Freaking, Everyone’s Scared
C
Do You Remember Just One Month Ago
Am
When No One Really Cared?
[Pre-Chorus]
F
But The Coronavirus
G
Now We Sterilize
C
It Took A Global Crisis
Am
To Realize
[Chorus]
F
We Can’t Leave The Bathroom
G
As Fast As We Can
C
Why Are We All Now Just Learning To
Am
Wash Our Dang Hands
F G
It Took A Bunch Of Panicked Americans
C
To Just Wash Our Hands
Am
To Just Wash Our Hands
F G
Wash Your Dang Hands
C Am
Wash Tour Dang Hands
[Verse 2]
F
We Used To Give Hugs
G
Not Today
C
Now We Just Air Hug Each other
Am
From Like Thirty Feet Away
F
We Used To Shake Hands
G
That’s A Nope
C
I Just Assume You Couldn’t Figure Out
Am
The Motion Triggered Soap
[Pre-Chorus]
F
Did You See The Study
G C
That I Found Online?
Am
One-third Of Americans
Are Flat Out Lying
[Chorus]
F G
It’s Such A Basic Thing To Understand
C
We Won’t All Get Sick If We Just
Am
Wash Out Dang Hands
F G
You Just Touched That Door Handle Again
C
Go Wash Your Dang Hands
Am
Go Wash Your Dang Hands
F G
Wash Your Dang Hands
C Am
Wash Your Dang Hands
[Bridge]
OK-
F
You Just Hi-Fived Him
G
Yeah But He Just Was Outside And
C
Was Playing Ball With His Buddy
Am
And He Has Been Feeling Cruddy
F
Yeah You Picked Your Nose
G
But You Had Just Clipped Your Toes
C
After You Walked On The Lawn
Am
Yeah The One Your Puppy Poops On
[Chorus]
F
We’re All Sick And
G
Home From School Again
C
This Would Not Have Happened If We’d Just
Am
Washed Our Hands
F
We Now Have To Cancel
G
All Of These Plans
C
If You Don’t Wash Your Hands
Am
If You Don’t Wash Your Hands
[Outro]
F G
Wash Your Dang Hands
C Am
Wash Your Dang Hands
