The Porkers

Perfect Teeth

The Porkers


Tom: F

C
F Gm C F Bb C Dm C x2


[Chorus]
F              Gm           C       F
Perfect teeth, behind those perfect lips,
F        Bb            C             Dm C
To match those perfect eyes, I’m hypnotized,
F          Gm               C       F
Her sudden grace, my pieces fell to place
F            Bb             C              Dm C
To watch her style, and her smile, I’m mesmerized


[Verse 1]
F                       Gm               C        F
Every time she’s around me someone slaps me on my back
F             Bb               C                    Dm             C
And says “hey guy take note of that, don’t let this one just walk away”
C         F               Gm           C             F
She’s got everything I’ve needed, portable, compact, completed
F            Bb             C                   Dm              C
My common sense has been deleted, can’t let her pass by me this time


[Chorus]
F              Gm           C       F
Perfect teeth, behind those perfect lips,
F        Bb            C             Dm C
To match those perfect eyes, I’m hypnotized,
F          Gm               C       F
Her sudden grace, my pieces fell to place
F            Bb             C              Dm C
To watch her style, and her smile, I’m mesmerized

F Gm C F Bb C Dm C x2


[Verse 2]
Dm                         C
Thank you doctor for your maintenance and care
Dm                                         C
For your years and years of service of my girl’s hardware
          Dm                C
She’s got 32 in sequence of perfect pearly whites
    Dm                             C
And my what was it you did for her appetite?


[Instrumental]
F Gm C F Bb C Dm C x2


[Porkman]
Dm             C
Mmmmm baby
C                   Dm
Your teeth are just so perfect.
C                                  Dm
Right from your teeth down to your toes
C               Dm             C
Everybody knows mmmmm.... everybody


[Verse 3]
F                      Gm                C       F
Every time she’s round me music whispers down my ears
F             Bb                 C                Dm                  C
Says “ Sonny Jim get the message clear, don’t let this one just walk away”
F                       Gm               C              F
And all my friends they say they see the chain reaction easily
F  Bb                 C                  Dm                C
Of all the things she does to me forever she would make my day


[Chorus]
F              Gm           C       F
Perfect teeth, behind those perfect lips,
F        Bb            C             Dm C
To match those perfect eyes, I’m hypnotized,
F          Gm               C       F
Her sudden grace, my pieces fell to place
F            Bb             C              Dm C
To watch her style, and her smile, I’m mesmerized


[Outro]
F       Gm     C       F     Bb      C            Dm C
Perfect teeth, perfect lips, perfect eyes I’m hypnotized
F       Gm     C       F     Bb      C            Dm C
Perfect teeth, perfect lips, perfect eyes I’m mesmerized
Dm   C        Dm   C
Hy--pnotized, mes--merized
Dm   C        Dm   C
Hy--pnotized, mes--merized