Tom: Bm
D A
Sometimes I feel like bein' wispy
G D
And once in a while I feel like bein' dry
F# G
But we're doomed and we're drowned by this feeling we surround
D A D
So I hope that I get old before I die
[Chorus]
A
ohhhhhhhhhhh
D G
It's a long long rope they use to hang you soon I hope
A D
And I wonder why this hasn't happened, why why why
D G Gm
And I think about the dirt that I'll be wearing for a shirt
D A D
And I hope that I get old before I die
(Sound effects)
[Verse 2]
D A
Clear off the kitchen table darling
G D
For on the kitchen table I must lie
F# G
I'm just tired for my wife just served the banquet of my life
D A D
And I hope that I get old before I die
[Chorus]
A
ohhhhhhhhhhh
D G
It's a long long rope they use to hang you soon I hope
A D
And I wonder why this hasn't happened, why why why
D G Gm
And I think about the dirt that I'll be wearing for a shirt
D A D
And I hope that I get old before I die
(Sound effects)
[Chorus]
A
ohhhhhhhhhhh
D G
It's a long long rope they use to hang you soon I hope
A D
And I wonder why this hasn't happened, why why why
D G Gm
And I think about the dirt that I'll be wearing for a shirt
D A D
And I hope that I get old before I die
