Tom: C
C D G A
[Verse]
C D G A
Once a year my friend puts on a red suit
C D G A
and hangs around with me and my wife
C D Em
now I can't help it feeling jealous
F G
each time she climbs on his knee
C D G A
And she stands beneath the mistletoe screaming
C D G A
for him to stand beneath the mistletoe screaming
C D Em
now I can't help it feeling jealous
F G
each time she climbs on his knee
F G
why must she climb on his knee?
[Chorus]
C D G
I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard
C D G
she kissed him once and whispered in his ear
C D G
I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard
Am F
I wish he would go he's breaking up my home
C D G A
[Verse 2]
C D G A
She always had this twisted side to her
C D G A
but she'd never drag my name around town
C D Em
but lately she's been humming cheating songs
F G
and I don't like that fat guy around
F G
no I don't like that fat guy around
[Chorus]
C D G
I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard
C D G
she kissed him once and whispered in his ear
C D G
I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard
Am F
I wish he would go he's breaking up my home
C D G
I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard
C D G
Thrilling (Thrilling) Christmas (Christmas) Tremble in fear
C D G
I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard
Am F
I wish he would go he's breaking up my home
[Coda]
C D G A
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