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[Verse 1]
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I can't remember the last time I slept with someone I
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Actually liked and he went down on me
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I can't recall a memory of someone driving me
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Home and not asking for a blow job (Ew)
[Chorus]
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I'd rather die than hook up with another straight white guy
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I'd rather die than fake it like I'm having a good time
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I'd rather die than spend the night, with another Ryan
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Or Matthew, or John, yeah, I'd rather die
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Die, die, die, die, die, roll over and die
[Verse 2]
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I don't know how you think we're gonna fuck when you can't get it up
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I'm sick of hearing it's the alcohol
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And when you're finally in the mood, it lasts like one or two seconds
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And then you're done and wanna spoon
[Bridge]
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I'm just saying, it's not fair to leave me hanging like this
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I'm just saying, it's not fair to leave me hanging like this
[Chorus]
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I'd rather die, I'd rather die than hook up with another straight white guy
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I'd rather die than fake it like I'm having a good time
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I'd rather die than spend the night with another Kyle
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Or Spencer, or Rob, or Michael, or Jason
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Or Charlie, or Jackson, or Henry, or Steven
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Or Connor, or Chad
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yeah, I'd rather die
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Die, die, die, die, die, roll over and die
