Tom: Em
Em G Am
Ever since college I been... an alcoholic
Em G Am
With all that knowledge, I'm still prone to hit the bottle lately
Em G Am
Here's how that music sound, life under a 40 oz
Em G Am
Pass me another swig, I wish I never started drinkin'
Em Am
[Verse]
Em
Beer and wine, two at a time
Am
You taste so fine, got me blowed, blowed, blowed
Em
Gin and rum, we're having fun, just being bums
Am
Getting low, low, low...
[Chorus]
Em G Am
Ever since college I been... an alcoholic
Em G Am
With all that knowledge, I'm still prone to hit the bottle lately
Em G Am
Here's how that music sound, life under a 40 oz
Em G Am Em Am
Pass me another swig, I wish I never started drinkin'
[Verse]
Em
Whiskey shots and on the rocks
Am
Cuz we like that shit cold, cold cold...
Em
Christmas ale, that time of year,
Am C D
We're happy growing old, old, old...
[Break]
Em G Am
Em G Am
I'm stuck in a love / hate relationship with
Am
Bud Light and straight shots of Jameson
Em G Am
Make it a double ain't no point in chasin' it
Am
A God damn professional, I'm addicted to the taste of it
Em G Am
Ibuprofen in the AM is the routine
Am
Pot of coffee, greasy breakfast is the morphine
Em G Am
For the cyclone, inside my head
Am
I suck it down, watch it drown and go back to bed
Em G Am
Alarm rings, time to hit the happy hour
Am
First shot makes me feel like I got super powers
Em G
One drop and the binge has begun
Am
And it ain't gonna be done until I'm speaking in tongues
Em
I use to drink through the pain
G
Now I just drink to maintain
Am
Every drink that I drink makes think I'm insane
Em G
Bring me back to the point that this is misleading
Am
I'm a God damn drunk, alcoholics go to meetings
Em G Am
Em G Am Am7
[Chorus]
Em G Am
Ever since college I been... an alcoholic
Em G Am
With all that knowledge, I'm still prone to hit the bottle lately
Em G Am
Here's how that music sound, life under a 40 oz
Em G Am
Pass me another swig, I wish I never started drinkin'!
