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[Verse 1]
E E A G E
A noise woke me up this morning
E E G A E
I looked through the Venetian blind
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You were gone, and my car was gone, and I almost lost my mind
[Chorus]
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If you don't come back (if you don't come back)
A
If you don't come back today (if you don't come back)
E
Well, you can call up the people in the crazy house
C7 B7 E E A G E
To take this crazy man a-way
[Verse 2]
E E G A E
I threw myself against the wall now
E E A G E
I ripped up my clothes and I sobbed
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I ran into the street, in my stocking feet, yelling "Police! I've been robbed"
[Chorus]
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If you don't come back (if you don't come back)
A
If you don't come back today (if you don't come back)
E
Well, you can call up the people in the crazy house
C B7 E E A G E
And take this crazy man a-way
[Verse 3]
E E G A E
Mrs Dale is talking about me
E E A G E
To the people way across the street
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She says "I cooked that boy a bucket of soup, but the poor thing doesn't eat"
[Chorus]
A
If you don't come back (if you don't come back)
A
If you don't come back today (if you don't come back)
E
Well, you can call up the people in the crazy house
C7 B7 E A G E
To take this crazy man a-way
[Verse 4]
E E G A E
The doctor come up to see me
E E A G E
To check me with a fine-tooth comb
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He said "You ain't sick, but you're gonna die, if you don't get your baby back home"
[Chorus]
A
If you don't come back (if you don't come back)
A
If you don't come back today (if you don't come back)
E
Well, you can call up the people in the crazy house
C7 B7 E
To take this crazy man a-way
[Outro]
A
If you don't come back (if you don't come back)
A
If you don't come back today (if you don't come back)
E
Well, you can call up the people in the crazy house
C7 B7 E E A G E E G A E
To take this crazy man a-way
